Reblog if you love how Draco Malfoy says “Potter.”

Also if you just said “Potter” in his voice.

POTTAH.

(Source: biggestharrypotterfans, via sunshinerforever)

    before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later

    when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body

ZIZI

running her tongue over the vein that pulsed along the thick line of his arousal, he made a inarticular sound of mingled pain and pleasure, his hand tugging slightly at her hair. Unable to resist now that she’d had a taste of him, her thighs clenching, she retrached her journey and took him into her mouth. She couldnt take all of him, he was to thick. Moaning low in her throat, she stroked up, swirled her tongue around the head before sliding her mouth back down the enticement that was his body

roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour Kissing Is a habit …fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls all the pain 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in the hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This woulda never happened if the rubber hadn’t Tore! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And pray to god You don’t multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I’ll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was sucking my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy style & 69 Or getting paid Everyone likes getting laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in Roses are nice Violets are fine I’ll be the six If you’ll be the nine

narsha-an0n-deactivated20120324 asked: 'victory lap dance' i laughed so hard hahaha

lols :P

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narsha-an0n-deactivated20120324 asked: I love how we have the same fetishes

i know *_* some1 to talk to and not look strange at u

narsha-an0n-deactivated20120324 asked: *facepalms* you win again, you're too awesome

mwhahah *victory lap dance*